Sunday, January 16, 2011

Church Bulletins......

These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced

in a church service:



Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at

Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch

all the way from Africa.



Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING

Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference

includes meals."





Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious

pleasure to the congregation.



"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of

those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your

husbands."



The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a

conflict.



The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight:

"Searching for Jesus"



Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the

help they can get.



Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more

transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of

Pastor Jack's sermons.



During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of

hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.



The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will

sing "Break Forth into Joy."



Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.



Don't let worry kill you off --let the Church help.



Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the

church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.



A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music

will follow.



At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"

Come early and listen to our choir practice.



Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of

several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.





.For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery

downstairs.





Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.





The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment,

and gracious hostility.



Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM.--prayer and medication to follow.






Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the

back door



The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church

basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this

tragedy.



Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.

Please use large double door at the side entrance.





The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan

last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."